Just checked Mel:

Dear POA students,

You will be happy to note that there will be another 25-minutes on-line Quiz 2 for next week, week commencing 31 May 2010. Quiz 2 will contribute another 5 marks towards your final grade.

Happy my ass.

Omg, and this:

Dear POA students,

I am feeling "blue" and a teeny wee jealous because all of you sign up for BSTA, MIEC and MAEC Peer tutoring sessions. But none of you have sign up for POA tutoring sessions. (sob! sob!) There will be only two POA sessions to be conducted by a very handsome boy and a very pretty girl on 23 July and 6 August 2010 (that is, 2 classes each session - one session on 23 July and another session on 6 August - so so longwinded). Please go to BA office (Block 72, level 9) and fill up the necessary form and get your tutor to approve. This PEER tutoring session is meant for students who have difficulties with POA. Hurry - limited places but still have plenty of vacancies. A worn out 28 years old kit Kat (generously covered with 3 inches carpet of mouldy mushrooms) will be given to everyone who sign up. (Sigh!)

MY POA TEACHER IS GAY LA OMG!